Friday, January 1, 2010

you are imposible ms ******

hey i dont understand why women are impossible and please i dont mean "i m possible" here

though am highly optimistic
this gal has tested my limits

i remember the story i told you

here i repeat again ms ******


A store that sells husbands has just opened in itpl bangalore, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store Only once!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, one condition ; you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back except to the exit of the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads
:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


SO PLEASE HAVE A NICE DAY AND MAKE OTHERS DAY NICE

2 comments:

Dimple Shetty said...

Trust me akki.. This is the most wonderful thing on ur blog...! Too good..! ::) can i copy it on my blog??

akshay shetty said...

DARLING PLEASE DO, BUT MAKE SURE THAT CONTENTS REMAINS AS IT IS

I HAVE WRITTEN IT FROM THE DEEPEAST BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR SOMEONE